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| User: | imautobot (2212830) Ravings of a non-sensical loud-mouthed malcontent.
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| Name: | imautobot | |||||
| Website: | http://www.imautobot.com | |||||
| Location: | Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States | |||||
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| Bio: | Some favorite quotes: -- The amount of suffering in this world is often measured by our willingness to allow it. -- --In a world where we are told we can be anything we want to be, the one thing that remains most elusive is the ability to be ourselves.-- About me: I am married to my soulmate. I have wonderful friends all over the U.S. I lived in Hilo, Hawaii for 1 year and 5 months. It was beautiful, wonderful, magical, and still horrible. I was alone. I was married in Hilo on October 25th 2005. I wish I could relive that week, over and over.... I met my wife though an adult community on this very website. She is from Oklahoma. So we both moved to Yuma, AZ, and met half way. It was a stupid decision. But we found a sweet stray cat that we took in. Had we not moved, he'd still be a stray. Or worse. He is the only way we can justify our time there. I am prone to extreme weight fluxuation. I've been obease my whole life. I wish I could afford the lap-band proceedure. We own 2 cars. A stock 2003 Dodge Neon. And a stock 2006 Scion xB(ox). We have 4 cats. Gypsy, Zen, Cleo, and Mr. "Buddy" Furious (the stray). But our landlords think we have 2. I enjoy Bicycling. When the temperature isn't in the 100+ range. But I can't really do it well in Oklahoma City (anti-pedestrian agenda). While living in Hawaii, I biked approximately 2200 miles going to and from work. I did not own a car till my last 2 months. By the time I stopped working in the Armored Car Industry I will have delivered approximately 500-750 million in cash. I have an AZ concealed carry permit. It's legal in 27 other states too. I only own 1 gun, a Beretta 92fs 9mm. It's the first gun I have ever bought, and probably the last. That being said, I still support the 2nd amendment. I have 1 brother. We don't talk much. My father contracted Encephalitis in 1985. By the time the doctors figured out what he had there was no way to treat it. The resulting brain damage has made him very childlike. He is a more loving father than he was before. My old Dad taught me the don'ts of life. Like "don't drink and drive, don't smoke, don't cheat on your wife." These were all good lessons, it's a shame he couldn't heed his own advice. I am not afraid of what I'll become. I am afraid of what I'll be if I don't. I've led a very public existence. I appeared on the "Leeza" Gibbons show 3 times. And have appeared on "The Susan Powder Show, The Mark Walberg Show, and The Sally Jesse Raphael Show". I appeared on the game show "To Tell the Truth." And I have done so many radio interview that I've lost count. The most bizzare one being with a Tokyo radio station. The farthest being New Zealand. Some of my fame stems from being an overweight bullied teen. The rest comes from an ill fated attempt to sell the back of my bald head as tattooable ad space. Many people have tried to exploit this idea since I came up with it. Few have had success. The Simspons even stole this concept and had Homer advertise "Big Blue Pants" on the back of his bald head. In the end, the most I made from the whole fiacso was the $1,000 I won on "To Tell the Truth." And I'd say I was lucky if I broke even at that point. I have 11 tattoos. Most are my own tribal patterns. 2 are the Autobot insignia on each calf, and 2 nautical stars on each shoulder. Some need to be re-inked because of some bad heals. And the one going up my neck is a raised scar because I tried to ice it after I got it. Let that be a lesson. No matter how much it burns, do not put ice on it. I lost my virginity when I was 20 to my first real serious girlfriend. I have had 8 sexual partners in my lifetime. I have recently come to terms with being Bisexual. I did not shoot J.R. I began shaving my head in 1999. Since than I have only grown it out a handful of times. Most notably to play Wolverine for the Halloween of 2000. I have been engaged 3 times. The third time was the charm. I sometimes wish I had been more agressive with saving money for retirement. I worked for Wal-Mart from Oct. 1997 to June 2006. I was denied a raise because I did not smile. Keep in mind that at that time I was a cart pusher and the temps we breaking 100 at the time. I doubt anyone would smile under those circumstances. The job I enjoyed the most was Unloader in the Hilo, Hawaii store. Unfortunately, other than exploiting my tenure for transfers, Wal-Mart did not ultimately prove to be as much of an asset to me as I was to them. I was born with crossed eyes and turned in feet. Both were corrected during infancy. I declared bankruptcy in 2004, ultimately erasing about $17,000 of debt which I couldn't have escaped from on a Wal-mart income. My bankruptcy gave me just enough financial freedom to move to Hawaii. My desire to move was not my own. God told me to move to Hawaii. I felt "there is something there for you." I believe God was steering me toward my wife, who ironicly was not in Hawaii. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways. There are 2 phrases that have seriosuly helped me through life. In 1999 when I was beginning to exercise a lot, I mentioned how self consious I was about working out in a gym to my brother. He said "who cares." That phrase resonates with me today. I do not live my life to appease the masses, and if they think ill of me, I really don't care, that's their right. The second life defining phrase was never spoken to me, but mearly in my presence. While sitting in the back seat of my friend's car, he and his wife were discussing some financial whoas. Jesse, being the uber-Christian he is, told his wife "the Lord will provide." That statement shook my foundation, and made me aware of something larger than myself. It brought me back to faith. And though I do not live the lifestyle most Christians think I should, that phrase is one I use and have absolute faith in saying. My brother once shot me in the arm using a pellet rife loaded with pencil lead. I am a recreational gamer. I once was passionate about playing online, but cheaters and whiners have ruined the experience for the most part. Now I only game online with my real life friends. I wear contacts, though one day I hope to have Laser vision correction like my wife. I wear a size 15 shoe. And no, shoe size is not indicative of penis size. I wish! Some have labled me racist. But I once dated a half Japanese woman. My wife is half Mexican. And one of my romantic fantasies is a Black woman with an English accent. So, I doubt that I'm racist. If I could have the job of my choice it would be Helicopter Pilot. I get weepy if I listen to a certain Meatloaf song. And sometimes I'll listen to it just so I can cry. My favorite band is and always will be Def Leppard. Yes they are still alive, yes they still make new albums. Sometimes I like to be blindfolded and be taken advantage of. I have a (known) cartilage tear in my left knee. But I imagine there is an unknown one in my right. Bad knees run in my Dad's family. Because of this, if you see me running, you'd probably better be running too. The most I have ever weighed in my life is 450lbs. The least I have ever weighed in my adult life is 250lbs. And though according to the BMI that still qualifies as obease, I would be thrilled to live out the rest of my days at that weight. I love William Shatner and Adam West because they aren't afraid to poke fun at themselves or their body of work. I miss hearing rain through my bedroom window. I would like to visit England, Australia, and New Zealand in my lifetime. I've never been on a cruise, but I'm dying to take one. I have experienced 3 earthquakes in my life. Part of me wants to experience more, the other part is the one with the common sense. The fastest I've ever driven is somewhere between 105 and 110 miles per hour. It's hard to say once that needle gets buried. The statement "I'll try anything at least once" is a good one to describe me. I have wanted to go skydiving for more than a decade. I just have trouble justifying the expense. I wish I wasn't afraid to help the homeless. If I had super powers I'd probably be a bad guy. How does that line go "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absoultely." That's probably why there are no "super" heros. Despite that statement, I would like to leave this world better than I found it. I don't support the extortion of health care. And unless proded to do otherwise I would die rather than give that ailing industry a single cent. I never gave a reach around to a spider monkey while singing the national anthem. But Quagmire did. My credit score is 736. I find iPod owners pretentious. Probably because I envy them. My cell phone is an iPhone G3 (it doesn't live up to the hype). I have grand desires and ailing ambition. Because of this I know what I would do if I had money, but I don't really have the charisma or networking skills to get that money. It's a problem. If we won the lottery I would build wind and solar farms, while my wife would start an animal rescue. Both, I think, are noble and good. I fantasize sometimes about building an electric diesel hybrid vehicle which can run on 100% vegetable oil. It is technically possible. Environmental issues are of concern to me, moreso considering how much trash we make. I wish I lived in a community which had a recycling program. I am a registered Democrat. That does not mean I always side with them. (See previous statement regarding 2nd amendment). I used to video edit for fun. My videos consisted of music edited to relevent movies. What I would consider "fair use" others consider copyright infringement. That is why almost all my videos have been removed from the internet. I don't need the legal hassles. If you were to look hard enough, you would find them out there. There is a Shrimp Farm in Gila Bend AZ. Everyday I wake up on this side of the grass is a good day. Even if its a bad day. The only person I am allowed to cheat on my wife with is Angelina Joilie. So it goes without saying that I won't be cheating. If I could own any vehicles, and money was no object, I would own; a Jeep Wrangler Sport with a nice lift and huge tires, a Chrysler 300, a Dodge Magnum, a Ford GT, and a Ford Mustang GT. I believe there was a time when I might have been considered a computer addict. I am sure I have ADD because I can never focus on one thing for very long. Computer games I have loved; Quake 3, Unreal Tournament, and the original Half Life. Personal favorite consoles; NES, SNES, Playstation 1 (PS1), Xbox, and Xbox 360. Famous People I'd like to meet. That's a trick, cause I really don't care too much for famous people. Unless it's Angelina Jolie. (See previous reference.) Favorite sports to watch. None, I'd rather play than watch. Number of concerts I've attended: 3. And 2 of those were Def Leppard. Alright, I'm stoppin for now. You got questions about me, I'll answer them here. Send em to imautobot @ yahoo.com | |||||
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